WE AIMS TO PLEASE WITH UNICORN FIRE

Nice person on the Internet (there are such things! the universe is not quite lost) recently had occasion to ask me if I had ever written about a magical unicorn.

I had not, but attempted to oblige her.

Nice person referred to this concept art as "disturbing."  I mulled this over and concluded that any disturbing element in the picture was doubtless attributable to a deficiency of gay.  I accordingly made modifications.

There.  Sorted.