SILLY BOOK LAUNCHES, MILLIONS REJOICE

And here we are.  My silly book about lesbian bondage pirates has sprung upon an unsuspecting world.

In other news, my sense of shame has now been missing for long enough to be proclaimed legally dead.  I plan to celebrate with crumpets.  Crumpets for all.

Crumpets and also book purchasing!  Yes yes yes.  You need more lesbian bondage pirates in your life, yes you do.