THINGS I WRITE ABOUT WHEN NOT WRITING ABOUT GAY BONDAGE PIRATES

Research topic list for Book the Next includes:

 

• Toad licking.
• Thermoelectric effects.
• Canadian-made exploitation films circa the 1970's.
• Lichtenberg figures.
• Edible insects, with a focus on zophobas moria, more commonly known as the "superworm."
• Depression.
• Gospel singing.
• Norweigan vocabulary.
• Lesbian pulp fiction book titles.
• Prison wine.

And this is why my parents will never read any of my books.

Buckminster, alias The Management, continues to be completely unimpressed with my frivolous behaviour when I could be playing "The Siberian Tiger and the Mystical Flying Doom-mice" with her.  She has entered her box to let me know just how disappointed she is.

The things I do for you.